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Venice Update

News of Venice, CA and Marina del Rey CA

Thoughts of these days …

  1. I hope they give us two weeks’ notice before sending us back out into the real world.  I think we’ll all need the time to become ourselves again.  And by “ourselves” I mean to lose 10 pounds, cut our hair and get used to not drinking at 9:00 a.m.
  2. New monthly budget:  Gas $0, Entertainment $0, Clothes $0,  Groceries $2,799.
  3. Breaking News:  Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended.  Not so much to stop COVID-19, but to stop eating.
  4. Low maintenance chicks are having their moment right now.  We don’t have nails to fill and paint, roots to dye, eyelashes to re-mink, and are thrilled not to have to get dressed every day.  I have been training for this moment my entire life!
  5. When this quarantine is over, let’s not tell some people.
  6. I stepped on my scale this morning.  It said: “Please practice social distancing… Only one person at a time on the scale.”
  7. Not to brag, but I haven’t been late to anything in over 6 weeks.
  8. It may take a village to raise a child but I swear it’s going to take a vineyard to home school one.
  9. I wanted zombies and anarchy.  Instead, we got working from home and toilet paper shortages. Worst. Apocalypse. Ever.
  10. You know those car commercials where there’s the only one vehicle on the road – doesn’t seem so unrealistic these days …
  11. They can open things up next month, I’m staying in until July to see what happens to you all first.
  12. Day 37:  The garbage man placed an AA flyer on my recycling bin.
  13. The spread of Covid-19 is based on two things:
    1. How dense the population is.  2. How dense the population is.
  14. Appropriate analogy: “The curve is flattening so we can start lifting restrictions now” = “The parachute has slowed our rate of descent, so we can take it off now”.
  15. People keep asking: “Is coronavirus all that serious?”  Listen to y’all, the churches and casinos are closed.  When heaven and hell agree on the same thing it’s probably pretty serious.
  16. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask and ask for money.
  17. Home school Day 1:  I’m trying to figure out how I can get this kid transferred out of my class.
  18. Putting a drink in each room of my house today and calling it a pub crawl.
  19. Okay, the schools are closed.  So do we drop the kids off at the teacher’s house or what?
  20. For the second part of this quarantine do we have to stay with the same family or will they relocate us?  Asking for myself …
  21. Coronavirus has turned us all into dogs.  We wander around the house looking for food.  We get told “No” if we get too close to strangers and we get excited about going for walks and car rides.
  22. The dumbest thing I’ve ever bought was a 2020 planner …

Comments (4)

  1. Bill Tildon

    “Chrissy Teigen Donated $200,000 to Bail Out Vandals, Looters and Arsonists” it was her tribute to hard working people.

  2. Ed Washington

    Here is how it works, Open Society Foundation sponsors and funds literally dozens of groups such as Antifa, BLM and many others. Some of these people are funded, but don’t fly a banner. They are bused into cities all across the country and setup camps so to speak. They have hotels, food and transportation paid for them. They then walk into downtown areas and start talking to people, sharing their hatred, this then instigates others to join them in violence and it just intensifies. This rioting is not organic in nature, it’s planned, sponsored crime. Almost every large city has had buses arrive from other states and areas, many of these people are not locals. This may be one of the largest terrorist attacks this country has ever seen. They might want to stop before their lives are in jeopardy, because eventually people are going to get tired of seeing their property destroyed. One man died, but the damage they have done to businesses will displace innocent families and cause loss of life.

  3. Calvin Ricker

    In Los Angeles Garcetti, you’re allowed to riot and loot but you can’t eat in a restaurant, get your haircut or workout in the Gym. Remember keep your social distancing while rioting and looting it all about the science. LOL

  4. Ed Washington

    Oh, California didn’t need a pandemic to take it down. They have had their disasterous game plan in place for decades. Extreme taxes , govt mismanagement, sanctuary cities , welcoming and harboring illegals and promotion of increasing welfare has already sealed their fate. Companies, small and large , along with multitudes of residents have fled in huge numbers. It’s a state in free fall with no end in sight.

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